[Darksheare]

I think they’d be put off by the shin, knee, thigh guards, and body armor I’d wear for formal Congress meetings.
(And steel toed boots for the truly dense congress critters.)Wearing all that, they likely could catch me.
But they’d have to keep their hands on me.

[Pippin]

You'll just dissappear!

'Course you can always present your Haggis of Doom! ;o)