Considering its so called "major patron" had a web cam installed that feeds directly to a certain address in Floriduh, that is quite understandable.
I understand the bluehairs flock to your sign for "early bird specials with free peep show"
Since it was an article posted on both Drudge and Free Republic, I was unable to avert my eyes in time. Seeing "Michigan," I knew that it applied to you and the few other weirdos who remain there amidst the squalor, corrupt politics and perverted zoo attractions.
By the way, there are news reports that zoo officials are concerned that you are buying far too many tickets for personal use. They want to know if you are a scalper.