Love your scratch ‘n’ sniff Yorkies.
I used to scratch not sniff my Yorkie and Silkie a lot and miss them. They were, like the breeds, amazing dogs.
When customers would come into my store, and give her attention, I would ask her, "Griz - would you rather be a Democrat or DEAD?"
She would fall over on her back, close her eyes, and let her tongue hang out.
It was always funny - until some Liberal customers got insulted and stormed out. (No humor, those liberals)
So - I started saying, "Griz - would you rather be married or dead?" Of course she would do the dead scene, and everybody always got a big laugh.