[yorkie]

My favorite dog (who looked exactally like my yorkie) was a yorkie-poo. Tea cup poodle and yorkie. I know. Sounds like a 'wussie' dog. But, she was anything BUT wussie. She was brilliant.

When customers would come into my store, and give her attention, I would ask her, "Griz - would you rather be a Democrat or DEAD?"

She would fall over on her back, close her eyes, and let her tongue hang out.

It was always funny - until some Liberal customers got insulted and stormed out. (No humor, those liberals)

So - I started saying, "Griz - would you rather be married or dead?" Of course she would do the dead scene, and everybody always got a big laugh.

[Lady Jag]

Never had a poodle but have heard they could be the intellectual of the dog world.

What did it look like?