I have had way too many trucks and SUV's to afford the necessary offsets. Besides if I pay them, they'll just change it to global cooling alarmism, so I'll have to double my offsets that I paid to stop warming......
I'm starting a CLIMATE CHANGE BROKERAGE so I'll benefit from each and every degree change either way.
*Evil cackles of capitalist laughter*
You see, with attitudes like yours how are we ever going to stop the unprecedented crisis of
global cooling global warming climate change?
or whatever the next looming disaster is ...