[Lakeshark]

I think I need to report you as a denier to the globull warming police.

Ve haf our vays to chanche your mind........

[Darksheare]

I shall increase my carbon footprint by 900 percent, and sing my song:
“Biig bootz fer vershtompin und peepul fer shcreemin, zeez are a few uv mi fave-or-hit tings”
Obviously with it being too darn cold and snowing here, the globe isn’t warm enough.