[catpuppy]

Obama promised I could pick a doctor

But did you read the fine print? Your choices are a Dr. Pepper or a Dr. Scholls. Neither will help fund your golden years.

(although the Dr. Scholls may come in handy for your feet)

[Lakeshark]

Hey, those are pretty rich companies that need to share their wealth with me...........being as I'm not too greedy, I'll only take one of them as my personal benefactor.......

Nully needs to do better by you soon!