Seriously, Sweets may actually be a relative.
Not so scary on the face of it.
Gives her an excuse for some of the mental imagery she gets when dealing with dingbat coworkers.
(I liked the ‘Texas chainsaw cows’ myself.)
Funny, she doesn’t look vampirish to me. Not spooky in the least. Probably feeds the neighborhood gnomes, too. There’s hope for you yet, Darks! :)