Funny, she doesn’t look vampirish to me. Not spooky in the least. Probably feeds the neighborhood gnomes, too. There’s hope for you yet, Darks! :)
I don’t look vampirish much either.
But if you get closer.. say, within arm’s reach, the illusion falls away.
Perhaps not; but I could tell you some stories that would leave you scratching your head and inspire rather bizarre dreams.