Your imprecation is an abomination. Hang your head in shame, Darks. Don’t be dragging poor Sweets into this. :P
*two thwacks with a pokie stick*
Seriously, Sweets may actually be a relative.
Not so scary on the face of it.
Gives her an excuse for some of the mental imagery she gets when dealing with dingbat coworkers.
(I liked the ‘Texas chainsaw cows’ myself.)