[Lakeshark]

It's beautiful if you like flat, dirty, chemical-laced water where the only signs of former life are the three-eyed floating fish that glow in the dark

Yeah, too bad the Gulf near you is like that. Fortunately we are blessed with the clear, clean blue waters you see in the pic up here......

Wait, wait.....it's photoshopped.......she took out the polar bears and penuins along with the yucky colored water......

:-)

[catpuppy]

Fortunately we are blessed with the clear, clean blue waters you see in the pic up here......

Don't forget to wear your HazMat suit.