Do not shed tears my proud beauty. The lamentation of the wimmin is something I am much acquainted with when they first hear the news.
Courage, know you not, little lotus flower, that I have traveled extensively in India and Orient, learned the secrets of the Karma Sutra, and more importantly the mixing of potions to thwart the years.
Thus, knowing the ancient secrets of the 64 arts, and telepathically in touch with Nandi, living a virtuous life, eschewing mendacity and meditating upon my own navel. Anno Domini has had no effect upon the cunning Cardi .
Here, sip of this 120 year old ambrosia from the glass, that it is reputed, was used by Shiva himself.
Nully was spinning the yarns again?
In other words, Pippin, Cardy needs to cut down on the viagra. ;)
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!
You slippery, slimy, sleazy, sl*t!