Michigan: 9 Republican Representatives and 6 Democrats. Two Democrat senators. Democrat governor. TOTAL: Michigan=9 Democrats/9 Republicans
Florida: 17 Republican Representatives, 8 Democrats. One Republican senator and one Democrat. Republican Governor. TOTAL: Florida=9 Democrats/19 Republicans.
The defense rests and acknowledges that your nine month winters of perpetual frostbite leave you at an impossible disadvantage except when it comes to free snow cones and Democrat super delegates.
NOTE: Will the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?