[catpuppy]

Facts remain stubborn things and evidently beyond your ability to comprehend. It was you who claimed (and I quote): if it ever actually became -45° here (and it's never been close).

Now you write, yesterday, in that hot, ugly, flat place you live in, you elected John freakin McCain.

The primary was Tuesday, not "yesterday." Did Wednesday decide not to visit your dying state?

Additionally, Florida did not "elect" McCain. He won a primary, most likely due to the extreme number of Michigan escapees who came here to escape the ice, rust, decaying houses and flying bullets.

[Lakeshark]

He won a primary, most likely due to the extreme number of Michigan escapees

Should read: He won a primary, most likely due to the extreme number of Michigan Georgia escapees.

Fixed.