[catpuppy]

wind chill in sharkieLake is -45°

Yes but according to Sharkey (AKA the Polar Prince), such temperatures are scarcely noticed in the lovely Michigan winter wonderland

permafrost being an efficient way to conceal the rusting landscape, dispose of the bullet riddled corpses and numb the brain to the point where it is incapable of realizing that it has been frozen for decades ...

[Lakeshark]

Hey....if it ever actually became -45° here (and it's never been close), we'd survive......but trust me, your bluehairs just gave us McCain.....

*Slapping forehead*

For that, you'll always be remembered as the state who should have its voting rights cancelled for being such addle brained fools........