They’re such angels,
when they are asleep...
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE IN SPAIN.
I am a very light sleeper, and last night I noticed that there was somebody walking surreptitiously in the garden of my house. I arose quietly and listen to the slight noises that came from outside until I saw a silhouette through the window of the bathroom.
As my house is very safe, with grates on the internal windows and bars in the doors, I did not worry too much, but it was clear that I was not going to leave the thief there. Thinking calmly, I called the police, informed them of the situation and gave them my address. They asked to me if the thief was armed, if so, what caliber was the weapon; if he was alone; if he was inside the house; etc, etc...
I told them I did not have any combat experience nor any idea of the characteristics of weapons, I did not know anything other than what I had just told them. They told me that there was no patrol car free at the moment to help, but they would send someone as soon a possible.
I thought about it for a little while and decided to call again. Two minutes later I called again and I said with very calm voice, : - Hello, I called a little while ago because there was somebody in my garden. There is no need to hurry. I have already killed the intruder with a 12 gauge shotgun that I have kept for these situations. The shot stuck him in the face and blew his head off and it is now in the garden.
In less than three minutes, there were in my street 5 Police patrol cars, a Police helicopter the local public defender, public prosecutor , 2 patrols of Civil defense, a team of reporters from the Television; photographers; 1 deputy, 2 councilmen and a group of human rights activists, who would not miss this story for anything in the world.
The Police had caught the thief inflagranti, he was watching everything with astonishment, thinking that my house was the house of the Chief of Police..... In the middle of the tumult, an Official came and she said: - I thought that you had said that you had killed the thief. - I answered her - I thought that they had said me that they did not have to anybody available to send.
THIS IS MY SPAIN, COURAGE!!!!!
Awwww! Those were adorable, Cardy! The poodle in the dress really made me laugh!