Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
A lady that I know just came from Columbia,
She smiled because I did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, oh oh,
she said it was the finest in the land
And I said No! No! No! No!, I don’t smoke it no more....
You’re not familiar with the no-no song? I don’t know why but it reminds me of you.....hehe. :)
ROFL! Where do you come up with this stuff, Darks?
If you ever decide to run for president of F.A.R.T., I’ll be right behind you! Uhhh, well not literally. :)
Nopers.
I was the sober guy who had fun tormenting the guys who dropped LSD.
Lots of baaaaaaad trips were induced by my mere presence.
be glad your duaghter doesnt’ wear the Saint lawrence University Tennis (Or the Spring Hill Intramural Tennis!) logo all over the place.
Sounds like you’re loaded, Darks....with natural talent, I mean. I wish I had that effect on people!
I’e never launched a gnome, but I did make a few rocket propelled flaming Tonka’s, the best was the gasoline-filled concrete mixer. with a pair of d-sized engines. The fire department and the power company didn’t like what it did to a power pole, though.
Gas-soaked barbies stolen from my sisters were always at the wheel.
I miss being 12.
She’d wear it if she’d had one.
And have me wear a matching kilt.
Just because she was a goof.
Well, the guys on LSD were mighty open to suggestions on what they were going to see.
And see they did.
My brother, the eldest of the three of us, informed me that he was NOT under any circumstances taking me with him to anymore parties.
Then his best friend’s sister said, “Oh, why not? He’s fun to watch go to work.”
A golf ball and a pole transformer barrel figure largely in why I don’t play golf.
Let’s just say after yelling “Fore”, the ball went in this wacky curving flight and smacked the cooling fins on the transformer.
Instant blackout because the fins were damaged in 90 degree plus heat.
OOps.
I didn’t launch Tonkas, but my rockets did have a red glare with bombs bursting in air.
The teen years were such fun.
*sigh*
These days you’d be busted as a possible terrorist.
So what kind of “work” did you do? Levitate and pull rabbits out of hats.....or more like go through everyone’s pockets while they were passed out....:)
Well, one person couldn’t igure out how they kept getting a wedgie.
Another kept tripping daisies about monsters, one was convinced he could hide from me if he held a table lamp over his head.
Knowing my humor, extrapolate the rest.
Lol! Ahh, those mysterious wedgies....another great idea!
I need to hang out with you more often, Darks. We could do some serious damage....hehehe!!!
NO KIDDING!!!
The best times, as a kid, were all doing stuff that was fine back then, and would have a kid arrested nowadays, and taken from his parents. Black powder, toilet paper tubes and black electrical tape. Good stuff! Bags of cement. Fertilizer. I spent most of my money in the Country Hardware Store, and mom gave me a ride!
Do you know of any kids who could get away with riding their motorcycle down the street with a rifle over their shoulder? Damn, nowadays they get locked up for not wearing a helmet on a bike!
It was never a big deal for me to carry matches, or a lighter as a kid, so i could make fires to cook the fish I caught for lunch.
Yeah, *sigh*
Good kid!
Sound like the apple didn’t fall far fromthe tree, and that’s a good thing. (i think!)
Just don’t ‘magically’ steal anyone’s underwear while they are out and replace it with something they wouldn’t normally wear.
That’s evil, and could be misconstrued.
And making their friend hold the evidence while also out is also evil.
I was her stepfather, and a [some say] strange influence.
Awww, now you’re taking the fun out of it! Okay, we’ll do it your way....while I slowly and discreetly pull you into the dark side. *evil grin*
Note I didn’t deny having done the above myself.
Good for you. Stepfather must be a tough job.
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