Posted on 01/27/2008 6:57:51 AM PST by Mo1
Ouch.
Sorry about that.
Me too.
Afraid to ask, but how did it happen?
Dunno. I found the remain on top of the car. Unquestionably hers from the little kinks and bumps in the tail tip.
It is the nature of cats to be predators, and of squirrels to be prey...
Yes, but one hopes that their critters don’t get et by other critters.
(Unless it’s a certain evil rabbit that one is rabbit sitting, and said rabbit repeatedly decides to show it’s contempt for your existence?)
One hopes. But freedom is worth the risk.
Hiding. Undoubtedly you mean sidling up under rocks and cacti..........pentrock?
stashing supplies. Ummmm, let's see......that would be.......mice..........mebbe peyote........extra dungeon manacles......
guarding the border. Oh goody....snake has guns now........but can she shoot as well as Sarah Palin?
Watching foosball.....
It all counts.
:-)
Bran Muffins
The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.
Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet..
They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. ‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.
‘What are the greens fees?,’ grumbled the old man.
‘This is heaven,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?,’ he asked.
‘That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied.
‘You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’
The old man pushed, ‘No gym to work out at?’
‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer.
‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...’
‘Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.’
The old man glared at his wife and said, ‘You and your bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!
FOFLOL
FOFLOL.... I’m guessing you get a little more involved watching football than most of us. :)
Thank you, sweetness. :) I hope you had a wonderful holiday.
Ok.... I’m not havin much fun online here all by myself .... sooooo, I guess I’ll just finish getting ready for tonight... See ya soon????
Fine!
Laura Bush has always made sure the WH looks like a Wonderland during the Christmas holiday season. Always tasteful and wonderful to see.
I don’t think we will see anything like it with the 0bama lot..prolly just kwanza stuff...ho hum...since they made a big deal of not celebrating birthdays or Christmas.
I hope there will be one more Barney and Miss Beasly cam...we won’t see that again either. I am going to miss the Bush family during the holiday season..and Miss Laura as First Lady.
This thing coming into her place will never be able to fill her shoes no matter how big Michelle ma Belle’s feet are.
What a nice picture of Laura Bush Darlin’. She is such a lady. Are you prepared for her replacement? UGH!! CO
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