'I'm a human pet': The Goth teenager whose fiance walks her around on a dog lead

Daily Mail ^ | January 23, 2008 | CHRIS BROOKE

[ArrogantBustard]

Now that the first sane thing I've seen offered in their defense.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Ok seersucker then... :)

[mad puppy]

If only we could draw power from weird, we’d be set.

Mummy must be so proud.

Of course, what does that bus driver care? Just have a good laugh and throw her a bone....

[isrul]

Ya gotta be dark to be goth.

[ChocChipCookie]

For double the entertainment, go to Disneyland some time on the last Sunday in August. It’s Goth Day!!

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

Pets are generally NOT allowed on buses, except for service animals such as seeing-eye dogs.

I'd imagine his "pet" services him ...

In that case, Clinton and his pet, Buddy, would have to be let on the bus, too.

[day10]

That dude is scary.

Not much wrong with her. Physically, anyway.

[xcamel]

In the US, these would be top level ‘fair tax’ suporters...

[Vaquero]

"Smell the Glove"

[Hacklehead]

The verdict is in. She is unequivocally NOT guilty. He is so guilty that he should be given a life sentence without parole.

[ArrogantBustard]

Quickly, now:

Let us suppose, for the moment, that you're Bill Clinton.

Which would you rather 'have': Hillary, or Buddy?

I'd take Monica. So would Bill, apparently ...

[3AngelaD]

Did I say she is animal-like? I agree about the lazy. Saving electrons here, too, they are both weird-ass parasites.

[samtheman]

The couple, who live on benefits in a council house and plan to start a family, have been friends for years.

Born and bred under socialism.

Sans brains, sans wit, sans all semblance of human dignity.

[tutstar]

gnip 2

[fso301]

Covered up inside a tent and she’d do fine as an islamic convert

[Texas Mom]

"It is definitely discrimination, almost like a hate crime," 19-year-old Miss Maltby said yesterday. "

New buzz phrase

[6SJ7]

Looks like he’s using a choke collar. Somebody call PETA!

[OldEagle]

I have mixed feelings about them. HE is Guilty. SHE looks almost innocent.

[nuconvert]

Is it just me, or there a family resemblance there?