How to start each day with a positive outlook

Internet email making the rounds ^ | January 17, 2008 | Adecker

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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK:

1. Open a new folder on your computer.
2. Name it "Hillary Clinton"
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Clinton?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."

Feel better? Tomorrow do Barrack Obama!

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Folks - I just had to pass this along.

[Hoffer Rand]

Reminds me of a chinese fortune cookie fortune I got once.

“Start each day with a smile and get it over with.”

I still carry it in my wallet.

[xjcsa]

...off to do this with John McCain...

[Right Cal Gal]

And I will do likewise.

Sounds like fun.

[Yorlik803]

Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you that day.

[G8 Diplomat]

HAHAHA! I need to do that from now on! It’s a way to get out of the funk that chemistry class has the tendency to put you in....

[Graybeard58]

Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you that day.

I had a dog that tried to do that once, watching his reaction told me that I didn't want to try it.