Posted on 01/12/2008 11:58:31 PM PST by County Agent Hank Kimball
I'll admit it: I've been critical of Mike Huckabee. Since learning of his record as Governor and of his statements since, I've harbored the opinion that he is more or less McCain Lite - every Democrat's favorite Republican. I've listened to him talk about banning smoking, about federally subsidized art programs, and about the need for federal action to fight "global warming," and what I've thought I heard was the consumate nanny-stater.
When he accused our president of having an "arrogant bunker mentality," and said we should close down Guantamnamo, I heard words that might well have been spoken by Nancy Pelosi. And when he called opponents of illegal immigration "nativists" and "racists," I heard the type of rhetoric I expected to hear from La Raza - or so I mistakenly believed.
When Huckabee used traditional Democrat class-warfare rhetoric, railing against "corporate greed," I erroneously suspected him of being a not-so-closeted leftist. I'm now ashamed to admit that his record of massive tax increases in Arkansas only served to magnify that suspicion.
Like many others, I was misled by his pardon of over a thousand convicts, many of whom were violent felons. In those pardons I saw a mushy-headed 60's-style liberalism in which an a priori belief in unlimited forgiveness overcame good, reality-based judgment.
How could I be so wrong?
I have Freeper MrArbitrage123 to thank for my conversion. In this tour de force posting he convinced me that I was wrong in my opposition to Huckabee.
What convinced me? His argument that most Americans are just too stupid to understand the benefits of capitalism? No, though that was special.
Was it his astute trashing of such conservative non-entities as Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham? Not really, though as a conservative it was difficult not to agree that those folks have no real role in the conservative movement, and should be marginalized at all costs.
No, it was something else. While others have been going on about such subjects as immigration, abortion, federalism, taxes, etc., ONLY Mr. Arbitrage had the perspicacity to discern what is TRULY the most important issue facing our imperiled nation: The great Honeybee Holocaust of 2007
I quote Mr. Arbitrage123:
"On top of that (an impending depression) we have out of control oil prices, a policy of burning food as a fuel 'alternative' causing further escalation in food prices, a drought in Georgia of biblical proportions and while most people have no idea, 2/3 of the honey bees have been mysteriously dieing off causing potentially devastating inflation in its own right."
How could I bee so blind? It all ties together - and only Huckabee has had to vision to see it! Global Warming, cigarette smoking, the Georgia drought, federally subsidized clarinet lessons for illegal aliens - and of course, the beleaguered honeybees.
It's all so clear when you look at it through the prism of Huckabism. I wish there was some way I could go back and retract all those terrible things I've said about Huckabee. Alas I cannot, and you cannot begin to imagine my anguish.
I now gaze up at Huckabee's enormous face. Many months it has taken me to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath those bushy eyebrows. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, selfwilled exile from the loving breast! Two tears are trickling down the sides of my nose. But it's all right, everything is all right, the struggle is finished. I've won the victory over myself.
I love Mike Huckabee.
Hank
ROFLOL.....didn’t know the video game producers were as funny as that. Somehow when I read that, the voices I heard reciting the dialog were Cheech and Chong.
Thanks,
Hank
I am glad you straighten me out, I was going to support some bee killer or worse.
I am glad you straighten me out, I was going to support some bee killer or worse.
Since he ran for office twice in Mass. and won once, every single phrase he ever uttered has been dissected since he announced.
You have to look at what he did as governor. He did not support gay issue advocacy and he's been quite clear on marriage. he was that way as governor as well, but some of his campaign statement, mostly going back to the Senatorial election run against Kennedy have been used to trash his record.
Mitt admits, that he has grown more conservative socially over the years. It's not a issue with me, because I care little about social conservative issues like gays, God, and Terry Schiavo. Mitts strenghts are his federalist stances, law and order, and security. On most other things he is pragmatic, or conservative or both. I think he'd make a great president and can run against the libs..
Huckabee, and Mccain can't even get the support of the party to the degree needed for election, and I can't vote for them for personal reasons. I don't like them.
Rudy, and Thompson are the only ones left with enough currency to run besides Romney, and Hunter is never going to get started with the others in the race.
Thompson will drop out after SC or shortly thereafter, but will send all his support to McCain.
We don't want McCain. We cannot afford to have McCain.
I could vote for Rudy or Romney but prefer Romney. I have never met a Mormon that did not impress me, and Romney is no different then the hundreds of Mormons I have know over my lifetime. They are unbelievably honest and forthright and morally superior people.
I hope Romney is elected and have sent money to help with that.
Hope this answers your question...
I was looking downthread for the big “NOT” but I’ll consider it to be implied. Thanks for the laugh.
I got it....sarcasm....But I reacted to the title.
Is this your parody piece on Joe Isuzu Romney ?
If my son killed a dog or any animal like his did I would get him some mental help asap. Nor would I cover it up. My gut feeling tells me the Huckabee’s aren’t what they would like us to think they are & I totally trust my gut feelings. If this guy can pardon murderers as he has then we aren’t in safe hands with him. I agree fully with your post.
What Republican party is that.....LOL
You could not hit one with a atomic bomb anymore....
No, the truth based on my observations of some 50 years.
It wasn't a very pretty sight.
Now we have to deal with the Romney bigots as well as the Huckabee bigots? SHEESH!
Romney’s health care bill ranks hoim about even with Hillary.
He’s a lying pile of dung.
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I'm sure it wasn't.
Particularly since everyone KNOWS that in terms of art as an illuminator of the human condition, only Green Acres really qualifies!
;-)
Hank
As a anecdote, my youngest son visited with a Mormon family over Xmas. He related to me these same observations about them and he was indeed impressed with their moral character.
Neither he nor I are religious men, and neither of us are social conservatives as many on this forum are. It takes something special to impress either of us and my son is never impressed by anything.
Maryann! Of course.
Yes... I am more in the Maryann side, but, both are HOT
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