[freema]

Well, this seals it for me. If the BABY wasn’t born alive, it must have been born dead.

Who, BTW, in the sam hill says, I’m expecting a fetus. Or, my goodness, she’s expecting a fetus. Look, John, we’re going to have a fetus! Dick and Jane had a fetus yesterday. Oh, Girlene, lets go visit Bobbi Sue and Jim Bob, I want to see their new fetus. God, ignorance just drives me nuts.

[Girlene]

LOL, freema! You're on a roll.

Who, BTW, in the sam hill says, I’m expecting a fetus. Or, my goodness, she’s expecting a fetus. Look, John, we’re going to have a fetus! Dick and Jane had a fetus yesterday. Oh, Girlene, lets go visit Bobbi Sue and Jim Bob, I want to see their new fetus.

I couldn't stop laughing at that, freema. It's idiotic. Some folks refer to it as "a product of contraception". Now try inserting that phrase in your paragraph.