Did he have a parrot with him?
A pegleg maybe????
As a matter of fact, he did have a parrot, a red, white and blue parrot on his shoulder and the parrot said that Hillary is actually the daughter of Benito Mussolini and Hillary dyes her hair.
/sarcasm
"Jist an old salty sea deawg here" "Pump'n up de bird'n.."
No, it was a midget.