[g'nad]

Heh... Had a sudden image pop into my head of you two guys standin’ on some street corner... And some street tough comes up and demands yer wallets...

Lawyer: Why did you shoot my deceased client 27 times?!

osage: We ran out of bullets...

[HairOfTheDog]

~Snort!~

Good morning all!

~sip~

[Corin Stormhands]

*snort*

Reminds me of this one:

Judge: Miz Smith why did you beat up your husband?

Miz Smith: Because he called me a two-bit whore.

Judge: What did you hit him with?

Miz Smith: A bag of quarters.