Have I mentioned that certain aspects of my job are totally totally stressing me out lately? It’s not the *job* that’s the problem, really, but...
Is it part of Murphy’s Law that on one of the few days in a month when I bother with mascara and all, it’d be a day when it’s an issue?
Ungh.
Who's taking issue with you wearing mascara?
Hmm, maybe you need some waterproof stuff. Or a cattle prod to use on other people.