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The Hobbit Hole XXXV - ...is Water Hot that smokes and steams.

Posted on 01/03/2008 6:35:58 PM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Sing hey! for the bath at close of day
That washes the weary mud away!
A loon is he that will not sing:
O! Water Hot is anoble thing!

O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain.
and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;
but better than rain or rippling streams
is Water Hot that smokes and steams.

O! Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;
but better is Beer, if drink we lack,
and Water Hot poured down the back.

O! Water is fair that leaps on high
in a fountain white beneath the sky;
but never did fountain sound so sweet
as splashing Hot Water with my feet!

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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
"A cutlass never runs out of ammo."
But bullets never grow dull.

Seek for the Sword that was broken:
In Imladris it dwells;
There shall be counsels taken
Stronger than Morgul-spells.
There shall be shown a token
That Winchester's time is full,
For a sword never runs out of ammo,
But bullets can never grow dull.

Sorry 'bout 'dat....

....but not 'dat sorry...

6,821 posted on 03/25/2008 2:30:58 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (NIE or no NIE, I've been waiting since 11/04/79 to do something about Iran.)
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To: JenB; Corin Stormhands
Well - it went well. The Resident Doc was a youngster and a geek. He reeked geek. So we talked chemistry... pH's, precipitation, solutions and such. And I was pleased with the conversation. The best part was when I whipped out the ziplock baggie containing Eli and asked, "What would you like me to do with my pet rock?"

Eli is on his way to be dissected. Pooor Eli.

6,822 posted on 03/25/2008 2:45:42 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: Lil'freeper; RosieCotton; JenB; SuziQ; HairOfTheDog; All
At least you found Eli. Not so lucky with mine.

I wenta thenewdentist this morning. My dentist retired and this is the guy that bought the practice. Seemed nice enough, even if he is only 16.

But I'm not so sure about the “new” office. I can get over the change in decor (a friend's artwork commissioned for the office was gone). But the hygienist was far less funny that she thought she was.

And he has this new gizmo that lets him put a camera in my mouth and project the image live on a monitor on the wall so I can see what he's talking about. That was rather disconcerting.

6,823 posted on 03/25/2008 3:46:42 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (When life gives you lemons...don't forget the vodka...)
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To: Corin Stormhands

I went to a dentist that had one of those once.... did he also have the machine that goes “ping”?


6,824 posted on 03/25/2008 3:51:51 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog

I didn’t hear a ping. What’s that for?


6,825 posted on 03/25/2008 3:53:48 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (When life gives you lemons...don't forget the vodka...)
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To: Lil'freeper

Just...ew...ow...ew....


6,826 posted on 03/25/2008 3:55:29 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands
It's the most expensive machine!

Monty Python - Hospital Sketch

6,827 posted on 03/25/2008 3:57:46 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog

**blushes**

I’m such a cultural illiterate.


6,828 posted on 03/25/2008 4:08:45 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (When life gives you lemons...don't forget the vodka...)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Shockingly so ;~)


6,829 posted on 03/25/2008 4:12:32 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands

Does that mean you’ve never seen “Meaning Of Life?” You’ve never seen the “Death” scene?


6,830 posted on 03/25/2008 4:13:33 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands

I’m stuned.


6,831 posted on 03/25/2008 4:21:17 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: HairOfTheDog

That’d be what that means.


6,832 posted on 03/25/2008 4:29:51 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (When life gives you lemons...don't forget the vodka...)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Well, personally, I think this is a very big hole in your cultural resume... I think you should correct it.

YouTube - Monty Python-The Meaning of Life-Death

I think that's one of my favorite scenes, and oft-quoted. :~)

6,833 posted on 03/25/2008 4:37:34 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog; Corin Stormhands
Personally, I prefer Mr. Creosote... it's wafer thin!
6,834 posted on 03/25/2008 5:01:14 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear (NerdGod)
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear

Well, yes, there’s that too :~)

And I do love the bit about war... the officers in particular with the hole in the tent. :~)


6,835 posted on 03/25/2008 5:04:57 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog

Well, about that salmon you were sending...


6,836 posted on 03/25/2008 5:12:03 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (When life gives you lemons...don't forget the vodka...)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Not canned? :~)


6,837 posted on 03/25/2008 5:31:28 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog

preferably not


6,838 posted on 03/25/2008 5:32:37 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (When life gives you lemons...don't forget the vodka...)
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To: HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed
Humorous Pictures
see more crazy cat pics
6,839 posted on 03/25/2008 5:34:21 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (When life gives you lemons...don't forget the vodka...)
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To: HairOfTheDog
"It doesn't matter ~why~ they're dressed as a tiger... Have they got my leg?"


6,840 posted on 03/25/2008 6:03:02 PM PDT by ecurbh (Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.)
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