Son Attacked After Urinating On Mom

WSPA ^ | Dec 26, 2007 | Andy Pierrotti

[forkinsocket]

A Spartanburg mother is accused of stabbing her son several times Christmas morning, but her son is the person facing charges.

City police say it appears the mother, 45-year-old Tammy Jones, stabbed her son because he urinated on her while she slept in her bed.

21-year-old Michael Anthony Carson, nicknamed Pooh Bear, is charged with aggravated assault and battery. Police arrested him at his mother's home on Wednesday.

City police say Jones stabbed her son six times with a butcher knife. He suffered wounds to his shoulder, calf, and chest. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."

[Bernard Marx]

Ah, there’s nothing like the tightly-knit American nuclear family, Jerry Springer-style.

[Alright_on_the_LeftCoast]

probably more like her son and half brother

[Crawdad]

There’s a famous story in my family that ends, “Billy, come get your daddy. He done fell off the bar stool again.”

[tioga]

throw them BOTH in jail and throw away the key! -an extra slap for MOM for calling her grown son Pooh-Bear.......

[pray4liberty]

They both need to be in jail.

[bannie]

Never bring a penis to a knife fight.

You're right! That's a job for the juevos!

[Cheapskate]

This story gives new meaning to frank zappa's classic;

"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"

[Ann Archy]

Mother's last name is Jones...her SON'S last name is CARSON!!

People.....STAY MARRIED!!! I watch all these horrible stories and the MAJORITY of them have the mom and child with different last names!

[bannie]

They have to actually GET married in order to STAY married.

[ApplegateRanch]

Ping or not a ping? Pooh peeng?

[Palladin]

Pooh-Bear and Mama will probably be invited to appear on Oprah, Springer, or Dr. Phil to work out their differences.

[sure_fine]

” Don’t gut me mamma “

[M203M4]

JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

FSU had a football player called Pooh Bear. Pooh Bear Williams. Think he played in the mid-90’s.

[bigfootbob]

"Something tells me drugs or alcohol just might be involved."

...and a double wide.

[OldSmaj]

Some men pay good money to get a shower like that...

But I think when yo mama gets involved, it costs more, don't it?

I'm just sayin...

[Jet Jaguar]

peeing.

[bigfootbob]

without a doubt

[unixfox]

Sounds like a real close family.

[oiler]

I remember a time (not long ago) when family members would gather together on Christmas morning and exchange gifts.