Posted on 01/03/2008 3:11:23 PM PST by forkinsocket
A Spartanburg mother is accused of stabbing her son several times Christmas morning, but her son is the person facing charges.
City police say it appears the mother, 45-year-old Tammy Jones, stabbed her son because he urinated on her while she slept in her bed.
21-year-old Michael Anthony Carson, nicknamed Pooh Bear, is charged with aggravated assault and battery. Police arrested him at his mother's home on Wednesday.
City police say Jones stabbed her son six times with a butcher knife. He suffered wounds to his shoulder, calf, and chest. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me."
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“I don’t see much sense in that,” said Rabbit. “No,” said Pooh humbly, “there isn’t. But there was going to be when I began it. It’s just that something happened to it along the way.”
- Winnie the Pooh
Obviously Mama was misquoted....after viewing his pic I’m sure she said Poop Bear
Drugs and alcohol at the very least
“Don’t phase me, Bro!”
“why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?”
“Mama you done stabbed me.”
I’m just a little black rain cloud
Hovering under the honey tree
I’m just a little black rain cloud
Pay no attention to little me
Everyone knows that a rain cloud
Never eats honey, no, not a nip
I’m just floating around over the ground
Wondering where I will drip
Maybe because She's still calling a 21 yr. old Pooh Bear. Then again, maybe he thought she said "Pee Bear"
With a nickname "Pooh Bear" it seems she's fortunate that he only peed on her.
They all need to shake hands and laugh about it....
She must have recently stopped breast feeding him!
Could he be her son and her cousin?
Instant classic!
Well, we certainly have a new and brilliant tag line!
LOL I’m laughing so hard I have to go.................
Too bad they didn’t include a picture of the mom so we could assess guilt or innocence. :-)
Shaking my head & sighing..
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