Male Monkeys 'Pay' Females for Sex, Study Finds

fox news ^ | 1/3/2007 | fox news

[llevrok]

But do the males cuddle after or do they roll over and sleep?

[Hacklehead]

Sluts

[tobyhill]

If some woman thinks I’m obligated to pick the lice off her a** I’m out of there.

[mrmargaritaville]

not sure but they have been known to reach for a cigarette-well everywhere except NY, OH and Calif.

[marktwain]

“I’ll be more impressed when the monkeys learn that you aren’t paying for the sex, you are paying for the girl to leave afterward.”

ROTFLMAO

[tobyhill]

Kind of related story

“Warrant: Cop Allegedly Paid Hooker With Wife’s Shoes, Clothes”

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319868,00.html

[BlazingArizona]

macaques
That's racist!

Only if you're speaking French.

[BlazingArizona]

“Another blonde hair! Been doing some more ‘research’ with that Jane Goodall tramp again!”

[weegee]

This is payment like giving a woman a backrub is payment.

[sure_fine]

” I believe they “proved” the same thing with Penguins and their pebble offering.”

I think the tap dancing penquin wins

[Gorzaloon]

I'll have you know a true lady's favors cannot be bought, even with diamonds (unless they're a minimum 3ct with VS1 clarity and F color . . . ).

I feel special considering what a 1 carat VS1 G did, then...and THAT was like going for a ride through a brush chipper impressive.

Not sure if I am young enough to survive better.

[weegee]

They go out to smoke some banana peels...

[Southerngl]

It’s called foreplay...

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YOU SAID IT SAC!! Hehe, I wasn’t going there, but you said exactly what I meant.

[Vision]

The males use grooming as a form of currency to buy sex from the female, the study found.

Interesting conclusion. I wonder why the author considered the grooming currency, instead of affection.

[Vaquero]

sounds more like foreplay than payment.

[Sacajaweau]

He jumps up and beats his chest. It’s where money “SHINES” comes from.

[Tanniker Smith]

Male Monkeys 'Pay' Females for Sex, Study Finds

Oh, man ... so many punch lines and they're all just so wrong.

[Sacajaweau]

So, we've concluded it's men who are the "nit-pickers".

I think it's a trick...Looks like she can't talk in that "nit-picking" position.

[samtheman]

Left to her own desires, a female macaque mates about 1.5 times an hour, but that rate jumps to 3.5 times an hour when the male partner first provided grooming services, the study found.

Talk about a cheap date.