She's nuts!
Posted on 01/01/2008 5:40:37 AM PST by ninonitti
She calls herself My Rice Girl and there’s no denying she’s a dish, but the mysterious topless Patriots [team stats] fanatic emerging as an Internet shooting star can now be revealed.
Meet Cheryl Ling - a kind of Lucille Ball meets Toyko Rose, rapping and jiggling beneath dollar-bill pasties in a so-far successful attempt to undermine the confidence of NFL teams that mean to block New England from a fourth Super Bowl championship.
“Being Chinese, being an Asian woman, it’s impossible for people to believe I’m a football fan. I have to prove my fandom,” Ling said in a phone interview from her home in Los Angeles.
Ling, who wrote, produced and starred in the obscure 2003 comedy “Rice Girl” with the late Pat Morita, an Academy Award nominee for “The Karate Kid,” popped up - and occasionally out - online this season, menacing the Colts with a whip and howling at the Browns while dancing with a leopard hand puppet.
Some of Ling’s works have been banned from YouTube for being “inappropriate.”
“I feel like I’m back in Communist China,” she said, laughing.
Ling said her pie-in-the-sky plan to bankroll the feature film farce “Rice Girl,” playing a dim-bulb aspiring porn star, ultimately cost her marriage to Gregory Monk, the Rhode Islander who encouraged her love affair with the Pats.
She turned to the Web to “vent.”
“I don’t think I can fit into the frame of Shakespeare,” she said, critiquing her talent. “I’m a ham. I got a little camcorder for my birthday. The mentality of Hollywood is sex sells, so I got brave and I got topless.”
But make no mistake, her amicable ex assured us, top or no top, Ling is “the real deal.”
“I’ve been a Pats fan since I was 12,” said Monk, also an actor. “I’m a huge fan, but when I started getting her into it, I honestly think I created a monster. She bleeds red, white and blue.”
The Internet, explained Ling, is her “soapbox, such as when people talk down about Randy Moss. Basically, I want (my fans) to think the New England Patriots [team stats] should be the team of America. I want America to adopt them.”
Asked if she’s been recognized yet on the street, Ling quipped, “Yes, at the gym. They say, ‘You owe us dues.’ ”
One thing Ling was quicker to bare than her body is which Patriot she’d cast as her leading man.
“Tom Brady [stats],” she swooned. “I’m not stupid. He’s very good-looking. You know what I’m saying?”
Ditto
See post #3
What can I say? You don’t encounter talent like that everyday
She is obviously retarded.
Thank God!
LOL there’s a rumor Belichick taped this...
LOLOL!
I can believe that!
Those aren’t real....
Good grief. Me laugh long time!
Hehehe but for some reason I dont care......
What "team stats" apply to topless fans?
She's nuts!
I can only presume that a person using the term “retarded” as a pejorative is equal to her.
Actually I meant Retarded as a compliment, she is much too stupid to considered retarded. My friend’s retarded sister is about 100% smarter than this idiot. So I do apologize to all retarded people for comparing her to them.
But your hubris is equaled only by that of Al Gore and the Global Warming crowd.
But then again you probably like football which means you are a homosexual. I like Asian women, just not stupid ones.
Haven’t you hear from pilipo that using ‘Nuts’ as a pejorative that you must be equal to her?
I’m so damned glad that pilipo got a ‘Word Of The Day’ calendar.
Thankfully my insensitive post must have flown under pilipo's radar.
:)
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