Don't mind if I do:
I'm eating some with chips as I type.
Don't mind if I do:
I'm eating some with chips as I type.
What does a picture of a duck have to do with Jalapeno Salsa? I find the image disturbing and incongruous.
What kind of pain are you personally experiencing that makes you consume Jalapeno Salsa for distraction? (You have my sympathy.)
Perhaps consider changing your name to painboy. More descriptive, and hygenic, and attractive to potential mates.