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Pass the gas and don't be embarrassed
The Ottawa Sun ^ | Sat, December 29, 2007 | Staff

Posted on 12/29/2007 7:46:21 AM PST by fanfan

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1 posted on 12/29/2007 7:46:22 AM PST by fanfan
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To: fanfan

Finally.. some news I can use...


2 posted on 12/29/2007 7:48:53 AM PST by tje
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To: fanfan

Just what ever you do, don’t give beer to your dog. Yikes!


3 posted on 12/29/2007 7:49:45 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Fred Dalton Thompson for President)
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To: oldfart

Ping.


4 posted on 12/29/2007 7:53:26 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: fanfan
Somebody HAD to post it!
5 posted on 12/29/2007 7:56:43 AM PST by digger48
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To: NonValueAdded
“Just what ever you do, don’t give beer to your dog. Yikes!”

I’ve never given my dog beer. But I’ll put her up against any challenger in the toot Olympics. She is without equal. All others are just pretenders. Silent, noisy, melodic, operatic...you name it, she is a virtuoso. And odoriferous? There is no name for it.

6 posted on 12/29/2007 8:00:22 AM PST by ought-six
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To: Larry Lucido; Eaker; hiredhand; sit-rep; Tijeras_Slim

Educational ping......


7 posted on 12/29/2007 8:03:46 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: fanfan
To me this article is spoiled by the first sentence. I get so sick of wives being perfect and complaining about their husbands. On tv commercials the husband is always the idiot. How would it be if men were always spraying down their wives’ odors with room freshener or secretly sneaking her decaf instead of normal coffee for instance? Men should hate tv. They are usually dumb and no respect.
8 posted on 12/29/2007 8:09:01 AM PST by A knight without armor
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To: tje

Save gas—fart in a jar.


9 posted on 12/29/2007 8:11:21 AM PST by GOPologist (When you can't find a path through the wilderness, make a new path.)
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To: CougarGA7

You missed your calling.


10 posted on 12/29/2007 8:11:48 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: A knight without armor

Well, according to this article, men toot more, but smell less.

Sounds about right.


11 posted on 12/29/2007 8:11:49 AM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: fanfan

Thanks for “passing” this along...


12 posted on 12/29/2007 8:14:59 AM PST by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist!)
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To: ought-six
Silent, noisy, melodic, operatic...you name it, she is a virtuoso.

lol

13 posted on 12/29/2007 8:15:15 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: fanfan

Reminds me of the old George Carlin routine on farts - “the one that goes whoosh”


14 posted on 12/29/2007 8:17:26 AM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3rd Bn. 5th Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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To: fanfan

They need to study my brother-in-law because there’s some spawn of hell using his intestines as a workshop.


15 posted on 12/29/2007 8:20:44 AM PST by SeafoodGumbo
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To: fanfan
This is a serious subject..lets not get in the gutter with these comments.


16 posted on 12/29/2007 8:30:27 AM PST by woofie
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To: fanfan

Just the way the article is written. It starts off with the wives suffering from their husbands odor. I’m just saying that is so typical. It would be rather unusual to form that first sentence with asking the husband if they are offended by their wive’s gas.


17 posted on 12/29/2007 8:36:20 AM PST by A knight without armor
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To: mozarky2
Thanks for “passing” this along...

No problem.

Some of us have these really important jobs, here at FR. ;-)

18 posted on 12/29/2007 8:39:00 AM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: A knight without armor

Yes, I know.


19 posted on 12/29/2007 8:40:17 AM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: fanfan
Well, you are finally posting something of merit.

Signed,
A Blue Angel

20 posted on 12/29/2007 8:41:56 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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