Casey Aldridge is NOT the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby

Show Biz spy ^ | 12.26.07

[JRios1968]

Bill Clinton is not in the line up?

[Perdogg]

Well, I dated your big sister And took her to a show I went for some candy Along came Jim Dandy And they snuck right out of the door

Ev'ry time I see your sister Well she's got somebody new She's mean and she's evil Like that old Boll Weevil Guess I'll try my luck with you

Well, I used to pull your pigtails And pinch your turned-up nose But you been a growin' And baby, it's been showin' From your head down to your toes

Little sister, don't you Little sister, don't you Little sister, don't you kiss me once or twice Then say it's very nice And then you run

Little sister, don't you Do what your big sister done

[dfwgator]

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Thx for the pingies...how did I miss this? This could get waaaay interesting (could it be a Nick exec? or someone at Brit’s label? hmmmmm). I’m kinda feeling for this Casey kid though...

This ‘news’ could have fueled Brit’s wild Christmas antics....she, sadly, was more erratic than ever the past 36 hours.

[wideawake]

Yes, I'm talking about the Full House guy.

[Tijeras_Slim]

she, sadly, was more erratic than ever

I can't begin to imagine...

[Xenalyte]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[mowowie]

Alanis Morrisette isn’t exactly running for Beauty Queen herself. In fact she is down right nasty looking and probably smells like a goat.

[Xenalyte]

I must concede that you do make valid points. It’s not like ole Coulier nailed him some Miss Teen South Carolina.

[mowowie]

:) Thanks, I was hoping i didn’t piss you off.

[LucyJo]

Just don’t let her mamma tell you how to raise your kids!

I could not believe she ever had a book plan like that in the works!

[PennsylvaniaMom]

According to the celeb sites, Brit just goes out driving every night w/the paps in pursuit. She visits gas station rest rooms; restaurants; convenience stores (and their restrooms); while the cameras flash. Nervous breakdown in public...now the little sis is following in her footsteps (right down to the pre-natal diet of Starbucks bevs). Sad...

[Borges]

"Celine Dion and Rene Angelil (14 and 40)"

That's pretty repulsive considering the family image she sells doing car ads with their baby.

[wideawake]

Well, they swear that they never "physically expressed their feelings for each other" until she was of age.

Because most 40 year old men who fall in love with underage girls wait patiently and Platonically until the law says go.

[walford]

“...Jamie Lynn went through a time of partying, and Casey was just a part of that...”

And apparently the baby was an unintended consequence. Given the publicity, there is no way the baby is not going to find out about all of this eventually, in lurid detail. The poor thing cannot even be considered a ‘love-child.’

Now THAT’s a recipe for a well-adjusted life.

Can we then see why the Wahabbi Islamofascists have no problem selling the assertion that ours is a decadent lifestyle that must be replaced with a Taliban-esque Caliphate featuring women being forced into burqas for the good of all mankind?