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To: Tennessean4Bush
Can’t say that I have. What did you eat last?

Some fleas and mosquitos.

You think maybe that was a bad idea?

9 posted on 12/26/2007 7:50:22 PM PST by Allegra (HOME for the Holidays! Merry Christmas to my "family" back in Iraq.)
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To: Allegra
Some fleas and mosquitos.

You think maybe that was a bad idea?

Not one of your best ideas, no. Nevertheless, I am sure they were stunned when you turned the tables on those bloodsuckers!

15 posted on 12/26/2007 7:52:32 PM PST by Tennessean4Bush (An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.)
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To: Allegra

So, you’ve ruled out the poinsettias. It has to be the fleas laying eggs in your gums and now they’re hatching. Just gargle with some Diazinon or some black-market Dursban and call somebody in the morning!

(You do realize it’s our air, don’t you?)


49 posted on 12/26/2007 8:22:17 PM PST by Rte66
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To: Allegra

You had me at fleas...(drool)


62 posted on 12/26/2007 9:25:20 PM PST by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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