Tips on how to be a good "FReeper"

self ^ | 26 Dec, 2007 | Self

[Graybeard58]

It seems to me that we are getting a lot of new members and the following may be helpful to them.

Live in a solid "red" state and when anybody complains about some asinine law in their blue state, tell them to "just move from there". The simplistic solution is always the best one. Refer to California as Californicate or Kalifornia. The people's republic of (insert state name here) is always good.

When an article appears about something negative happening in public schools, proudly proclaim that all your kids are home schooled and geniuses to boot. Extra points if you also state "Publik educashun suks" extra, extra points if you put "home school" in caps and add a few exclamination points.

Any article posted about guns being used in a crime, be sure to ask what caliber gun was used and berate the author for leaving out that very relevant fact. If the good guy shot at the bad guy and missed, tell everybody that he needs more range time. Helpful also to mention what an excellent marksman you are. Post a picture of one of your guns for extra points.

When an article about those deceptive credit card companies is posted, post a reply stating one of the following, "I don't have a credit card and never will", or "I have credit cards but pay all balances if full every month", extra points if yours is the first reply on the matter. If you can squeeze it in there, also let folks know that you don't own a television set anymore and haven't since 1967. If you can't get that in, you'll just have to wait for a thread about the MSM to post it. Don't even hint at the fact that most articles posted here are from the MSM.

A "noob" or "Newbie" is a member who has been here one day less than you have, an old timer has been here at least one day longer. Noobs opinions don't mean very much because they all started forming their political philosophies the day they signed up here.

Become adept at using these terms, Noobie, troll, DUer, idiot, bigot, moron (preferred spelling - "maroon"), IBTZ etc.

Join one or more of the following as soon as possible, Spelling police, grammar police, thread police. Extra points if you join all three

I'm not fully coffeed up yet,am I logged in? Any helpful suggestions or additions are welcome.

[thefactor]

nice. i looked. my dad got me into FR. he had been on for about 2 years before i finally lurked and then joined. i go through my periods of activity, but i have been very active in the past couple of years.

i take pride that i know the background of a lot of the jokes around here.

[pax_et_bonum]

Soft, fuzzy socks are my favorite gifts.

Mmmmmmmmm.......... cozy....

;-)

[pax_et_bonum]

It should be taboo to wear socks as sexy as the ones I was wearing the other evening.

[shbox]

pfft

socks

[pax_et_bonum]

Grinch

Grinch Grinch Grinch

;-)

[afnamvet]

Learn the care and feeding of this : /s.

[BraveMan]

[JoeSixPack1]

Nice catch! :-)

[Allegra]

One of the most important things to remember here on FR is that we take our socks very seriously.

[shbox]

especially when you pay $2k for them....

[shbox]

mine

[pax_et_bonum]

One of the most important things to remember here on FR is that we take our socks very seriously.

I got your socks, babe.

[ThomasThomas]

I keep my in a drawer to keep them safe form those that will harm them.

[kimmie7]

Really? You don’t think it makes me look fat?

[Allegra]

LOL - a sock drawer monster!

[bannie]

Extra points if you also state "Publik educashun suks" extra, extra points if you put "home school" in caps and add a few exclamination points.

Also, you have to include a row of these...

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[Professional Engineer]

My 3 year old just had to have that picture for her bedroom door. LOL

[Inyo-Mono]

“I’m Henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th, I am, I am,...”

[Quix]

Extra points for being so tweaky?

[Graybeard58]

All conservative women are beautiful.