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World Orgasm Day to Promote Peace in War-Torn Countries
FoxNews.com ^ | 12/19/07 | FoxNews.com

Posted on 12/20/2007 8:47:23 AM PST by TFFKAMM

Edited on 12/20/2007 8:49:02 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Any way you scream it, one group hopes you'll be having an orgasm in the name of world peace this Friday at 6:08 GMT.

At the exact moment of the winter solstice, the world is urged to get busy at the second annual Global Orgasm for World Peace.


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KEYWORDS: kooks; moonbats; moralabsolutes; orgasm; peace; peaceactivists; sex; wasitgoodforyoutoo; worldorgasmday
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1 posted on 12/20/2007 8:47:26 AM PST by TFFKAMM
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To: TFFKAMM

ok, i can probably arrange that.


2 posted on 12/20/2007 8:48:46 AM PST by Retired Greyhound
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To: TFFKAMM

Will they provide assistance?


3 posted on 12/20/2007 8:48:47 AM PST by Defiant (Huckabee puts the goober back in gubernatorial.)
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To: TFFKAMM

I better get some practice in first.


4 posted on 12/20/2007 8:48:49 AM PST by Pistolshot (Never argue with stupid people, they just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience)
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To: TFFKAMM
"It was good for me babe... was it good for you?"


5 posted on 12/20/2007 8:49:28 AM PST by avacado
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To: TFFKAMM

One day isn’t enough.


6 posted on 12/20/2007 8:49:40 AM PST by DungeonMaster (WELL I SPEAK LOUD, AND I CARRY A BIGGER STICK, AND I USE IT TOO!)
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To: TFFKAMM

They used to say “Make love, not war,” but this isn’t my definition of love.

Maybe it’s the best moonbats can do.


7 posted on 12/20/2007 8:49:41 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: TFFKAMM

Where’s Cartman when we need him?


8 posted on 12/20/2007 8:53:45 AM PST by NVDave
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To: TFFKAMM

I guess I can make up a carboard sign and stand in front of WalMart? Who knows I might get lucky.


9 posted on 12/20/2007 8:54:13 AM PST by Bringbackthedraft (Kennedys, Bushes, Clintons,. had enough yet, or do you want more of them?)
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To: TFFKAMM

Uh, that’s 1:08 p.m. where I am. Even if I could get my wife to visit my office, it would be reckless and irresponsible of me to just sweep all of the stuff off my desk onto the floor.


10 posted on 12/20/2007 8:55:06 AM PST by King of Florida (A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.)
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To: Defiant

Free vibrators.


11 posted on 12/20/2007 8:55:32 AM PST by JillValentine (Being a feminist is all about being a victim. Being an armed woman is all about not being a victim.)
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To: TFFKAMM
winter solstice

WTH is that!? Oh I think I know already...

12 posted on 12/20/2007 8:55:49 AM PST by SolidWood (Al Gore: "I have never heard of this, but I think it is a very good idea,")
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To: TFFKAMM

This Friday?

Oops! I thought it was last Monday...

and last Tuesday...

and, come to think of it, last night, too.


13 posted on 12/20/2007 8:56:29 AM PST by hoe_cake
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To: King of Florida

Why not just do it on the floor?


14 posted on 12/20/2007 8:56:35 AM PST by JillValentine (Being a feminist is all about being a victim. Being an armed woman is all about not being a victim.)
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To: TFFKAMM

If a women fakes her orgasm, does that count?


15 posted on 12/20/2007 8:58:25 AM PST by mainerforglobalwarming
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To: TFFKAMM

Well, my complete inability to find female companionship kind of precludes this for me. But even if it didn’t...my boss might not appreciate the noise.


16 posted on 12/20/2007 8:58:34 AM PST by JamesP81 ("I am against "zero tolerance" policies. It is a crutch for idiots." --FReeper Tenacious 1)
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To: JillValentine

Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
Why don’t we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don’t we do it in the road


17 posted on 12/20/2007 8:59:10 AM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: TFFKAMM

does this have to happen with someone else in the room?


18 posted on 12/20/2007 8:59:47 AM PST by subterfuge (HILLARY IS: She who must NOT be Dismayed)
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To: day10

Why am I not surprised to see you on this thread.


19 posted on 12/20/2007 9:00:46 AM PST by hoe_cake
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To: what_not2007

How could I resist?


20 posted on 12/20/2007 9:01:31 AM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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