(of course it's a big pool-popsicle right about now, and he's insanely jealous of you)
Our kids are being encouraged to settle in a nice warm place for us to follow them to when our obligations in the Great White North are complete--my hubby often curses his ancestors for coming here and saying, "Ach! It's yust like the Olt Country!"
His reply - "The Old Country sucked!!! That's why you left it, remember?"