[mewzilla]

Wait! What about the Captain Midnight secret decoder ring I got with all those boxtops???????

Up in the air, Junior Birdmen;
up in the air, upside down,
Up in the air, Junior Birdmen;
with your noses to the ground.

And when you hear the grand announcement:
that your wings are made of tin.
(ping)
Well, then you know, Junior Birdmen,
it's time to send your box tops in.

For it takes: 5 box tops, 4 bottle bottoms, 3 coupons, 2 wrappers, and one shiny thin dime!

[mewzilla]

Step 3: Don asbestos unmentionables. (Note: If asbestos underwear is not available, Nomex is an acceptable subsitute.)