'Roid Rage
(on top of being a total j---off).
I hope this is wrong. Say it ain’t so Roger, say it ain’t so.
He was the first person who came to mind. And i’m a fan.
I hope it's not true, too---Clemens was an awesome pitcher when he wore a Red Sox uniform (my team). However, his resurgence in Toronto after a few mediocre seasons in Boston, plus his work in New York and Houston, has to make you ponder . . .
If Clemens is on the list, his isn't going to be the only big name on it, that's for sure.
Show me another guy who’s fastball got faster after they turned 40. Clemens has been one of the obvious ones, but he gives better interview than the others so nobody comments... well nobody except the sports reporter I stole the first sentence from.
What a shocker. Fat Boy Clemens was doing the beans? I am shocked, shocked I tells ya!
Next thing you know it will be Jason Giambi and Barry Bonds doing steroids.
(Sarcasm lamp is lit)
Rogers name has always been whispered.
Roger is an idiot. His jump to Toronto for money and then his “I’m retiring/I’m playing” of the past 3 seasons has tarnished his now steroid-aided career.
If Roger doped, he doesn’t have the tell-tale signs others have. No acne, head appears to be normal size, no aggressive behavior off the field. Just an observation.
'Roid Rage
(on top of being a total j---off).