Right...so my phone is a bad product, despite the fact that it lets me do everything I need or want. Conversely, the iPhone is a great product, even though it does not let me do everything I might need or want.
I understand fanaticism. But are you really trying to say that your above statements constitute logic??
Because, clearly, a great product is one that allows you and only you to do your specific desired tasks.
The one with the skewed definitions is you.
So what is your phone?