The Zappa version where he replaces Page with the horn section is better. Really it’s one of those songs that’s good for no apparent reason, the lyrics are stupid, the song starts painfully slow and drags, the guitar solo is overwrought, and yet somehow it’s one of the best songs ever.
To each his own,,the lyrics actually tell a tale,,which fits certain folk,,,sad really,due to the fact that no one can buy their way into Heaven...