NOT EVERYONE LOVES THE TALKMASTER!

Here's the edited text of an email Web Guy forwarded to me. Web Guy wanted me to see this particular piece of "hate mail" because he says the writer, whoever he is (he left no valid email address) has such a succinct way of expressing his feelings and his dreams for America.

We're more than happy to share these thoughts with you today: I'll admit, we did correct a few spelling and punctuation errors. We didn't want this gentleman's message to get lost in some typos.

"Why don't you go out and try to buy yourself some f***ing manners you stinking f***ing coward? You have got to be one of the most disgusting, moronic ***holes on the face of this planet you stupid f***ing p***y! When you aren't busy hiding out in your wife's panties, you are hiding behind your microphone protected by your cowardly security. It's no wonder that you have to walk with a concealed weapon. You are an obnoxious, bullying, loud-mouthed COWARD! I take great comfort and delight in the knowledge that sooner or later you are going to depart this earth. You will not be able to take one stinking penny of your ill-gotten money with you. In all likelihood, you are facing an eternity of blood curdling, fire driven hell! That day simply can't come soon enough you disgusting, f***ing, puke filled dope."

Do you think that there is even the slightest possibility that I've said something to upset this fine, upstanding citizen? Golly! I sure hope not! Keep those cards and letters coming, my friends!

And he simply radiates warmth and charm with each "f***ing" doesn't he.

1 posted on 12/10/2007 8:12:14 AM PST by Turret Gunner A20

You are an obnoxious, bullying, loud-mouthed COWARD!

Interesting coming from someone who didn't have the testosterone to leave a valid e-mail address so Neal could respond.

2 posted on 12/10/2007 8:17:32 AM PST by rockabyebaby (HEY JORGE, SHUT UP AND BUILD THE BLEEPING FENCE, ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.)

bttt

3 posted on 12/10/2007 8:28:41 AM PST by JamesP81 ("I am against "zero tolerance" policies. It is a crutch for idiots." --FReeper Tenacious 1)

I thought the E-Mail was about Bill Clinton.

4 posted on 12/10/2007 9:21:38 AM PST by Enterprise (Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!)

Do you think that there is even the slightest possibility that I've said something to upset this fine, upstanding citizen?

Naw! Why would anyone ever think that?

LOL!

5 posted on 12/10/2007 9:24:24 AM PST by Bigun (IRS sucks @getridof it.com)

I thought the E-Mail was about Bill Clinton.

You misread the headline. It reads, "Talkmaster", not "Sinkmaster".

6 posted on 12/10/2007 4:06:19 PM PST by Jeff Chandler ("Liberals want to save the world for the children they aren't having." -Mark Steyn)

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