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Kitty Wigs!
Kitty Wigs! ^ | Carolyn Sortor

Posted on 12/08/2007 8:45:33 AM PST by DogByte6RER

"If you have any creature in the house with a head bigger than a walnut (including boyfriends), you need a Kitty Wig™."

(Excerpt) Read more at kittywigs.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cats; feline; freepun; hairpiece; kitty; kittyping; meow; meowmix; wigs
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WTF?
1 posted on 12/08/2007 8:45:34 AM PST by DogByte6RER
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Check them out here:

http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html


2 posted on 12/08/2007 8:46:22 AM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

My first thought was a “Merkin”. Look it up.


3 posted on 12/08/2007 8:47:34 AM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


4 posted on 12/08/2007 8:55:06 AM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Someone needs to arrest the creator of these wigs for gross cat shaming.


5 posted on 12/08/2007 8:56:43 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: DogByte6RER; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...

6 posted on 12/08/2007 9:00:24 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; andie74; Andy'smom; ..

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

7 posted on 12/08/2007 9:02:10 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: DouglasKC

Oscar the death cat is being sought to put a hit on this inventor.


8 posted on 12/08/2007 9:04:15 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Slings and Arrows; DogByte6RER

9 posted on 12/08/2007 9:09:55 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Lady Jag

35 second kitten video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57hSqLLfOv4


10 posted on 12/08/2007 9:25:40 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: DogByte6RER

$50.00????? Uh.......no.


11 posted on 12/08/2007 9:47:06 AM PST by TrueKnightGalahad (When you're racing...it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.)
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To: BenLurkin
Have you seen the Wake Up Cat?
12 posted on 12/08/2007 9:47:09 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: DogByte6RER
From the description of the "Pink Passion" wig:

Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig -- somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.

Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.

OK, let's go back through that...

Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig -- somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.

I think her mind is somewhere picturing something involving you and the famous FR sniper kitty.

Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.

Yeah, I'm sure you know just how the cat feels about this. As for quintessentially feline, for give me if I'm skeptical that synthetic hair has anything to do with the adjective "feline." At worst, it's like putting a clown wig on Mr. T. and saying he looks more like B.A. Baracus than ever. At best, it has no connection at all...like saying a Marine is tougher if he carries a pecan in his shirt pocket.

Yes, I know, I'm pathetic for even giving this crap that much thought.

BTW, as a marketing consultant, let me say this: This product, whether intentionally or not, is really aimed at people who don't know Photoshop exists.

13 posted on 12/08/2007 9:49:42 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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Caption-A-Rama fans, get over here and do your Christmas shopping!


14 posted on 12/08/2007 9:51:07 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Some people have too much money in their wallets! lol


15 posted on 12/08/2007 9:55:55 AM PST by tob2
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To: Lady Jag; BenLurkin

Have you seen this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWIjfDJVsHU


16 posted on 12/08/2007 10:07:47 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Mr. Silverback; DogByte6RER; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

What are you waiting for?


17 posted on 12/08/2007 10:11:03 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thanks for the ping - I needed ideas for my next cross-stitch project.


18 posted on 12/08/2007 10:11:04 AM PST by norton (deep down inside you know that Fred is your second choice - but he's looking better)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Dude, put the left brain down and step away! This is a fun little fundraising/publicity effort, not a true product line launch. Relax and enjoy the faux fashion blurbs and the nice cat photography.


19 posted on 12/08/2007 10:13:32 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Lady Jag
What are you waiting for?

"My pants!"

20 posted on 12/08/2007 10:15:04 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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