Shaft in Greenland
The world’s full of danger
You do what you can
You’ll feel like a stranger
Like Shaft in Greenland
Travel around and meet all the people
Work up the nerve to touch them lightly
Travel around and meet all the people
Speak to them so politely
Travel around and meet all the people
Don’t be afraid to shake their hands
Travel around and meet all the people
See how it feels to be Shaft in Greenland
The worlds is your oyster
So rake in the clams
And have an adventure
Like Shaft in Greenland
Travel around and see the tundra
Don’t be afraid to get out of your car
Travel around and see the tundra
A little bit of Shaft goes real far
Travel around and see the tundra
Dig for dinner in the cold, damp sand
Travel around and see the tundra
See how it feels to be Shaft in Greenland
He was big and bad, so he traveled to the land
Of the midnight sun
He was big and bad, so he traveled to a land
Where it always snows
And nobody gets a tan
The world is a ghetto
A rusted tin can
So pack a stiletto
Like Shaft in Greenland
Doesn’t your shaft get cold in Greenland?