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Posted on 11/30/2007 7:48:14 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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wrong draft, I’m more tired then I thought!
Soft, soft, the subtle winds of change
shifting the ever moving sands of time
and everything becomes something new
and so challenges us again it to do
like a fly in amber, caught in a rhyme
a moment we can hold or set free to range
Like the draft card. LOL
LOL, what a riot. Take care of yerself. Can’t have you down in bed for Christmas.
OH MAN kinda discrimnatory SE
HEY TOMKOW what going on with Chicago Cubs they going rename the famous Wrigly Field that what new Cubs owner Steve Zell is saying on ESPN.com
WTF
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ROFLOL!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the
Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting
any
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What’s the difference between
a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What’s the difference between
a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
What’s the difference between
a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women
they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have
no intention of driving.
Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What’s the difference between
a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
!
What did the blonde say when
she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to
move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult
to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying “Yo.”
Why do drivers’ education
classes in Redneck schools
use the car only on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class
uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
retarded baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong
What would you call it when
an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the
flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They’re hiring.
What’s the difference between
a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal
on the front of the cage along with... “a recipe”.
How do you get a sweet little
80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
*BINGO*!
What’s the difference between
a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time..”
A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna
believe this shit”
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides
Sounds like a case of the flu. Lot of stuff going around these days.
Well another breaking story off BBC wire claim that Turkey lanuch another smackdown on Kurd rebels in Northern Iraq at this hour
Somewhere I have a picture of this guy wearing “Robin’s Egg Blue” pants in to a Home Depot Store. I believe it has a picture of one of those girls in it.
This tell how screwy the UK is there is report off Sunday UK Telegraph there is more Cathoics in the UK than Church of England some are critzing why Tony Blair became Cathoic anyhow
Also cute story on UK Sunday paper tomrowow UK Sunday Times report the QUEEN has open up YOU TUBE account
The Queen has opened up a You Tube account. OMGosh, Hilarious!
I got the URL right here MAN LOLOLOL!
http://www.youtube.com/theroyalchannel
NOW SKY news report that main real reason why Queen Betty open up YOU TUBE she encourage the grandchildren one of them have Facebook UK version of MY SPACE
That is so cool, that Seven. I will go back to watch it all.
Thanks.
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OH NO Problem
Well report from UK Telegraph starting January 1 France yup France going all smoking ban in restaurant bars and everywhere else majoity of French don’t like it
Well tough we put all smokers outcast here in CA
Yup, and the no smoking thing is going to hit every state in the Union.
MINE!!
MINE
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