Worked with a guy who woke up in a hotel room with something stuck to his elbow. Turned out to be a used tampon.
your cracking me up man!!
We stayed in a hotel at the Nashville airport. When we pulled the covers back, it looked like an episode of CSI, complete with the used condom.
They offered to BRING us a clean set of sheets so I could change the bed. And yes, this was a major chain that started with the letter H.