We stayed in a hotel at the Nashville airport. When we pulled the covers back, it looked like an episode of CSI, complete with the used condom.
They offered to BRING us a clean set of sheets so I could change the bed. And yes, this was a major chain that started with the letter H.
Our first house was older, so staying in a nice hotel was kind of a treat when we traveled. But our current home is new enough that we couldn’t afford to stay anywhere that would be nicer than what we have at home - so hotel stays have lost their shine for us....