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Fleeing Robbery Suspect Eaten By Alligator
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| November 13, 2007
Posted on 11/14/2007 9:28:40 AM PST by Dog
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He became gator Sushi.
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:28:42 AM PST
by
Dog
To: Dog
Rule #3. Never jump into a pond in Florida.
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:31:02 AM PST
by
irishtenor
(History was written before God said "Let there be light.")
To: Dog
“Anytime an alligator digests or even kills a person...”
Slightly redundant?
To: PetroniusMaximus
“Anytime an alligator digests or even kills a person...”Slightly redundant?
Nah, the gator could have found a corpse.
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:37:45 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Dog
Old Florida riddle:
What's the difference between an alligator and a condom?
Answer:
You don't f*** with an alligator.
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:39:41 AM PST
by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
To: Dog
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:40:41 AM PST
by
KoRn
To: Dog
They gut should not have been breaking into car’s in Dr. No’s parking lot...sheesh..
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:41:12 AM PST
by
padre35
(Conservative in Exile/ Isaiah 3.3)
To: Dog
Shall we add an alligator to our list of home defense must haves? Don’t even have to aim it in the dark.. :)
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:42:37 AM PST
by
IamConservative
(Only two have offered to die for a stranger; Jesus Christ and the American Soldier)
To: Dog
The alligator was just doing what alligators do. Go swimming with Gators, become Gator food. Not hard to figure out.
To: Dog
I guess crime really doesn’t pay...
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:44:11 AM PST
by
Non-Sequitur
(Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
To: Dog
Florida: Even the wildlife is tough on crime.
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:45:39 AM PST
by
Centurion2000
(False modesty is as great a sin as false pride.)
To: Dog
Let’s see... dig a ditch from the Rio Grande to the Pacific, fill it with gators, and the immigration problem is solved.
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:49:02 AM PST
by
irishtenor
(History was written before God said "Let there be light.")
To: padre35
My sentiments exactly. The gator should be made the official mascot of the local police. Can anyone say “Officer Snappy”?
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:50:07 AM PST
by
ops33
(Retired USAF Senior Master Sergeant)
To: Dog
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:50:19 AM PST
by
trumandogz
(Hunter Thompson 2008)
To: Centurion2000
PETA= People Extremely Tasty (to) Alligators.
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:50:44 AM PST
by
hoagy62
(Happily watching the Left go full-goose bozo.)
To: Dog
“Anytime an alligator digests or even kills a person, it is a state law through the Florida Fish and Game that the gator be destroyed,” Woods said.
They should give him a medal.
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:50:47 AM PST
by
Badeye
(That Karma thing keeps coming around, eh Sally? (chuckle))
To: irishtenor
Rule #3. Never jump into a pond in Florida The local golf course is called "Gator Lakes" for a reason. A firm rule at the course is; "If your ball goes into the water, you WILL NOT go into the water after it."
-Traveler
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:51:49 AM PST
by
Traveler59
(Truth is a journey, not a destination.)
To: Dog
I think this is worthy of a
Darwin Award!
To: capt. norm
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posted on
11/14/2007 9:55:54 AM PST
by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
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