[SunkenCiv]

subtitled: "Weighing the evidence for and dating of Solanum virus outbreaks in early Egypt", I get the impression that this article may not be entirely serious. ;')

This nondescript tomb (center) may be the location where the first historical evidence of a zombie attack was discovered. (Courtesy of the Hierakonpolis Expedition)

[SunkenCiv]

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[Blind Eye Jones]

first historical evidence of a zombie attack was discovered.

The dead are fighting themselves. There'll be a zombie/mummy war before ya know it.

[dighton]

Zombies for ya.

[BJClinton]

Ratty, I’ll bring my boomstick, you bring the chainsaws...

[curmudgeonII]

Sounds like the start of a very bad Sci-Fi movie.

[SunkenCiv]

[Billthedrill]

Thank heavens for professional publications! You can't get decent advice on surviving a zombie attack from the comic books - I've tried, Lord knows I've tried. Oh, sure, you find out all about blowing their heads off with a double-barreled shotgun, but there are neighborhoods where everyone doesn't carry a double-barreled shotgun all the time (thank God I don't live in one). In those cases whatchagonnado?

You'd think it would be easy to figure that a guy staggering around drooling and looking for brains would be a tipoff but in a world where Hollywood actors, broadcast news anchors, and Democrats (but I repeat myself) are allowed to run around loose you only end up wasting ammo. Oh, sure, it's satisfying but double-ought costs bucks and you don't want to run short. Four zombies and Michael Moore chasing you around a tree and you don't want to be waiting for the FedEx guy to bring you your Cheaper Than Dirt backorder. That would suck.

[colorado tanker]

Zombies, it had to be zombies . . . .

[wildbill]

Buried back to back,
Belly to belly,
I don’ use no petroleum jelly
I don’ give a damn
Cause I been there already,
At the Zombie Jamboree