[Allegra]

Ping!

[Enterprise]

"She took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in," the source said."

Well, if he was a good boy he would cooperate out of politeness.

[Slings and Arrows]

But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a "gorillagram" - in what it called a booking error.

...and what I call "proof that there is a G-d."